Catspeek Dickshunary

Wow, there is really some cat talk going on the internet Especially for lolcats and some cats Chatting on Twitter.

I've followed @satsugaicat and sometimes its hard to understand cat speak, but I found a dictionary for you folks to enjoy cat speak.

But these are the things I would like to add:

MOL - Meow out Loud

ROTFM - Rolling on the floor Meowing

Pawsome - ~hu AWESOME 

Nom - ~hu food (nom nom nom.. sound of cat eating)

#fursday - A tag on Twitter for cats to recommend folks.

*nosetap* - greeting from a cat, a form of hello

Atenshun -  ~hu Attention

... damn.. too much to list.

--Iron Bowl

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Catspeek Dickshunary

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Learn how to talk like a cat for self-survival

Okay, so it was inevitable. You hang around with fuzzballs long enough, you're going to pick up their language eventually. However, for the catspeak-challenged, I've assembled this little usage dictionary to make their mewsings more understandable.

You see-- you've already learned one word. You will see many others on CLAW member pages. Before you know it, you too will talk like a cat. Miaou!

Affur	Hu. after	prep. Later in time; following Ex. 'Affur you, my winkwink.'
brofur	Hu. brother	n. Male sibling.
catress	Hu. actress	n. A female purrformer.
dats	Hu. That's	Contraction of "dat is". Ex. 'Dats what I'm trying to tell you.'
d*gs	Hu. dogs (vulgar)	noun 4-legged human companion far inferior to cats
ennything	Hu.anything	pron. Act, condition. Ex. 'Did you do ennything to your fur?'
evfur	Hu. ever	adv. Element of illusive time, i.e. 'Will you evfur be ready?'
fud	Hu. food	n.Sustenance. Of supreme importance to most cats. Ex. 'Don't furget the fud!'
fur	Hu. for, far (sl.)	adv. A measure of space or time
furevfur	Hu. forever	adv. Lasting as long as time.
furriend	Hu. friend	n. A fond name for a loved one. Ex. You will always be my best furriend.'
furry	Hu. very	adv.Extremely. Ex. The Wicked Twins are furry furry happy today.
furst	Hu. first	adv. A unit of impurrtance. Ex. 'I was furst in line!'
leeve	Hu. leave	v. Depart. Ex. 'Pleeze leeve the purrmises, Sir.'
leftofurs	Hu.leftovers	n. That which remains. With food, usually served again at a later time, and usually tasting better then.
mewsic	Hu. music	n. Vocal or instrumental sounds that are pleasing to the ear.
meowmie	Hu. Mommy	n. Female parent to a cat; may be two or four-legged.
nevfur	Hu. never	adv. Without possibility of happening.
ovfur	Hu. over	prep. surmounting, overcoming.
purrformance	Hu.performance	noun. An entertainment event for an audience, e.g., Clyde Big Paw's purrformance at the CLAW Theatre.
propurrty	Hu.property	n. Real estate, belongings. Ex. 'That tuna is MY propurrty!'
purrposed	Hu.proposed	verb. Presented to others for consideration. ex.: 'My brofur purrposed to his winkwink.'
purrsuader	Hu.persuader	n. A complimentary description of one who is very convincing.
sisfur	Hu. sister	noun Female sibling.
smurgle smurgle	Hu. (see def.)	v. Acts depicting intense affection between feline members of the opposite sex, best left to the imagination of the reader.
wedwink	Hu. wedding	n. Results from a ceremony reminiscent of a human wedding. Not all winkwinks can become wedwinks, because their humans lack the graphic skills to produce the extravaganza. A grandiose wedwink has just begun at dorissimo's domain.
winkwink	Hu.Sweetheart, betrothed	n. A serious commitment between two cats which much be approved by their brofurs, sisfurs, and hoomin beans (aka purrsons). The story of Taliesin's and Dwnn's courtship is athttp://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/5516/twidgy.html. Such a sweet story; take a hankie when you read it. It's like a long-term engagement, and as with many humans' engagements it may not lead to the altar.
wood	Hu. would	v. Past tense of 'will'. Ex. 'Wood you pass the catnip, pleeze?'
waz	Hu. was	v. Past tense of 'is'.
whateffur	Hu.whatever	n. Any and all. Ex. 'Whateffur you want my dear.'
whatz	Hu. what's	Contraction of 'what iz'. Ex. 'Whatz the purroblem here?'
iz, wuz	Hu. is	v. Third purrson state of being. Ex. "He iz furry handsome.' PT: 'He wuz very glad to see you.'

-- Iron Bowl